Belgian Football Jokes
In the mind of foreigners the typical belgian is as follows.
Belgian football jokes. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Dramatic victory finishes pulsating second half. A man is at a sellout football game with an empty seat beside him. Belgian jokes are very popular in france luxembourg and the netherlands such as jokes on swedes are very common in norway denmark and finland.
One to sit in the other to throw when the fighting starts. The king of belgium is fed up that the dutch make jokes about how dumb belgians are. How many hearts can the belgium football team break at once. The best jokes from belgium 3 2 japan as nacer chadlis strike sealed a come back from two goals down in the last 16 of the world cup.
The guy behind him notices that the seat is empty and asks him why. 17 stupid american jokes about france thatll make the french say merde are you from paris. Both keep running away from the ball. What does cinderalla and the belgian soccer team have in common.
By the founders of pro league jokes. He goes to king willem of the netherlands and demands that the dutch should do something stupid so that the belgians can laugh at the dutch. A man is at a sellout football game with an empty seat beside him. A frenchman an argentine and a brazilian were publicly drinking in russia during the 2018 world cup.
This list is the first attempt ever made to compile the national targets of jokes in. Belgian people the subject of all jokes despite all the land and food cliches its the belgian population that has to put up with the most stereotypes. Redacteur chez buzzfeed france. So belgium fans can get laid too.
79 of them in fact. Because youre driving me in seine. If theres one country belgium would be desperate to beat in a world cup semi final its france thats because the belgians have long been the butt of french jokes over the years but tuesday. They often say une fois have a strong and heavy accent whether speaking french or flemish are stupid and passionately.
My wife recently passed away. We have season passes and she never missed a game the man said. Why do most belgium fans book 2 seats to every belgian game. Why did god invent alcohol.